15 definitions by Madfat

non-monolacunic

Lacking the ability to be described in one word.

I can't describe that person in one word...they're non-monolacunic.

by Madfat January 20, 2010

Incogweedo

To be so stoned that one is not recognizable.

"Dude, we're busted, it's your mom!"
"Don't worry man, she'll never recognize us...we're incogweedo!"

by Madfat August 25, 2007

iLaff

Replacement for the standard texting "LOL", inspired by the iPod and iPhone trend.

ZOMG, Ur 2 funny! iLaff!

by Madfat November 29, 2009

glock block

When a friend (or FORMER friend) buys the firearm you were looking at, and considering for purchase. Glock is used in this case as a popular representation of any firearm, for its rhyming properties.

Jumbo: The guy I went to the gunshow with bought the XDs I wanted...

Madfat: Dude, you got Glock blocked!

by Madfat March 16, 2013

Unprotected Text

The text version of "drunk dialing", in which you text someone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The resulting texts are often composed without a filter between the fingers and the brain. As such, unprotected sex often leads to situations that are, at best, uncomfortable.

Dude 1: Dude, how did Emily end up dating such a troll?

Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...

Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...

by Madfat September 21, 2007

Zombiflage

The use of ichor and organs from destroyed zombies to camouflage oneself as just another member of the walking dead.

Did you see the Walking Dead episode where they covered themselves in Zombiflage so they could get to that truck?

by Madfat November 11, 2010

Zompacalypse

The inevitable destruction of humanity via zombie uprising.

You'll need a katana if you're to survive the zompacalypse.

by Madfat October 24, 2009