Madfat's definitions

Parkour

A style of movement developed in France to insure that they could flee in any direction, at any time.

No Frenchman that is skilled in Parkour need ever fear capture.

by Madfat June 24, 2009

Incogweedo

To be so stoned that one is not recognizable.

"Dude, we're busted, it's your mom!"
"Don't worry man, she'll never recognize us...we're incogweedo!"

by Madfat August 30, 2007

Pterodactyl Ride

A euphemism for sex, inspired by manipulation of female genitalia to resemble a pterodactyl, wherein the clitoris is the beak, and the labia minora is stretched to resemble the wings.

Man, Lacie is the hottest paleontologist I've ever seen! I'd love to take a pterodactyl ride with her!

by Madfat February 28, 2011

Zombiflage

The use of ichor and organs from destroyed zombies to camouflage oneself as just another member of the walking dead.

Did you see the Walking Dead episode where they covered themselves in Zombiflage so they could get to that truck?

by Madfat November 12, 2010

Hatage a trois

Hatery involving a circle of three people.

Hope was hating on Jessica, who was hating Katie, who was hating Hope, at the time. It was a hatage a trois.

by Madfat April 20, 2009

glock block

When a friend (or FORMER friend) buys the firearm you were looking at, and considering for purchase. Glock is used in this case as a popular representation of any firearm, for its rhyming properties.

Jumbo: The guy I went to the gunshow with bought the XDs I wanted...

Madfat: Dude, you got Glock blocked!

by Madfat March 16, 2013

non-monolacunic

Lacking the ability to be described in one word.

I can't describe that person in one word...they're non-monolacunic.

by Madfat January 19, 2010