A style of movement developed in France to insure that they could flee in any direction, at any time.
by Madfat June 25, 2009
Hope was hating on Jessica, who was hating Katie, who was hating Hope, at the time. It was a hatage a trois.
by Madfat April 20, 2009
Ben and I were at the restaurant, and suddenly a clampede broke out behind us, when a herd of women charged the buffet.
by Madfat November 11, 2009
A euphemism for sex, inspired by manipulation of female genitalia to resemble a pterodactyl, wherein the clitoris is the beak, and the labia minora is stretched to resemble the wings.
Man, Lacie is the hottest paleontologist I've ever seen! I'd love to take a pterodactyl ride with her!
by Madfat February 11, 2011
When a friend (or FORMER friend) buys the firearm you were looking at, and considering for purchase. Glock is used in this case as a popular representation of any firearm, for its rhyming properties.
Jumbo: The guy I went to the gunshow with bought the XDs I wanted...
Madfat: Dude, you got Glock blocked!
Madfat: Dude, you got Glock blocked!
by Madfat March 16, 2013
The text version of "drunk dialing", in which you text someone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The resulting texts are often composed without a filter between the fingers and the brain. As such, unprotected sex often leads to situations that are, at best, uncomfortable.
Dude 1: Dude, how did Emily end up dating such a troll?
Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...
Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...
Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...
Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...
by Madfat September 21, 2007
The use of ichor and organs from destroyed zombies to camouflage oneself as just another member of the walking dead.
Did you see the Walking Dead episode where they covered themselves in Zombiflage so they could get to that truck?
by Madfat November 11, 2010