15 definitions by Madfat
Ben and I were at the restaurant, and suddenly a clampede broke out behind us, when a herd of women charged the buffet.
by Madfat November 10, 2009
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by Madfat November 29, 2009
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"Dude, we're busted, it's your mom!"
"Don't worry man, she'll never recognize us...we're incogweedo!"
"Don't worry man, she'll never recognize us...we're incogweedo!"
by Madfat August 24, 2007
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by Madfat January 19, 2010
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The text version of "drunk dialing", in which you text someone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The resulting texts are often composed without a filter between the fingers and the brain. As such, unprotected sex often leads to situations that are, at best, uncomfortable.
Dude 1: Dude, how did Emily end up dating such a troll?
Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...
Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...
Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...
Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...
by Madfat September 21, 2007
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Look, my opinion is solid, because it's based on feels, flannel shirts, over-priced coffee, and social justice warrior etiquette! So stop shooting it down with all your stupid facts, you factioust!
by Madfat November 05, 2017
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The use of ichor and organs from destroyed zombies to camouflage oneself as just another member of the walking dead.
Did you see the Walking Dead episode where they covered themselves in Zombiflage so they could get to that truck?
by Madfat November 10, 2010
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