Definitions by Madfat

Clampede 

A stampede of vagina.

Ben and I were at the restaurant, and suddenly a clampede broke out behind us, when a herd of women charged the buffet.

Clampede by Madfat November 10, 2009

Zompacalypse 

The inevitable destruction of humanity via zombie uprising.

You'll need a katana if you're to survive the zompacalypse.

Zompacalypse by Madfat October 24, 2009

Magnanimosity 

Begrudging benevolence.

The lottery winner showed quite a bit of magnanimosity when he donated his winnings towards his local disaster relief, after the flood. He didn't want to, but he knew it was the right thing to do.

Magnanimosity by Madfat October 22, 2009

Parkour 

A style of movement developed in France to insure that they could flee in any direction, at any time.

No Frenchman that is skilled in Parkour need ever fear capture.

Parkour by Madfat June 24, 2009

Hatage a trois

Hatery involving a circle of three people.

Hope was hating on Jessica, who was hating Katie, who was hating Hope, at the time. It was a hatage a trois.

Hatage a trois by Madfat April 20, 2009

Unprotected Text 

The text version of "drunk dialing", in which you text someone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The resulting texts are often composed without a filter between the fingers and the brain. As such, unprotected sex often leads to situations that are, at best, uncomfortable.

Dude 1: Dude, how did Emily end up dating such a troll?

Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...

Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...

Unprotected Text by Madfat October 3, 2007

Incogweedo 

To be so stoned that one is not recognizable.

"Dude, we're busted, it's your mom!"
"Don't worry man, she'll never recognize us...we're incogweedo!"

Incogweedo by Madfat August 30, 2007