Gypsy Ikea
When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!
When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!
Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"
Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!!!"
Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!!!"
by Mad_signtist September 16, 2023
When you get sooo deep into cutwater tequila Marg's that you have no clue where you're heading or where you've been
Robert "yo man, I got into them tequila Marg's last nite, I was cuttin water!!!!"
Angela " can I get 2 too 😁"
Angela " can I get 2 too 😁"
by Mad_signtist September 30, 2023
Robert "I don't know what I did to getthese wounds on elbows?"
Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
by Mad_signtist September 08, 2023
Robert " yoooo Ang, where you at? I'm starting to miss gypsy so much I'm waking up with a GYPSYOVER! I have chippppps!"
by Mad_signtist October 01, 2023
When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that seem can can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!
Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"
Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!"
Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!"
by Mad_signtist September 15, 2023
Robert " hey, where did Anatoli & Lisa go? It's lunchtime and the food is hot n ready!"
Angela " I think they are the petting zoo getting distracted by the 🌈 chicken!"
Angela " I think they are the petting zoo getting distracted by the 🌈 chicken!"
by Mad_signtist October 01, 2023
Rob "yoooo Angie, how was your day?"
Angie "let's just say I may need an Anglass of wine, quite possibly 2"
Rob "isn't that a bottle tho?"
Angie" SHUT UP!"
Angie "let's just say I may need an Anglass of wine, quite possibly 2"
Rob "isn't that a bottle tho?"
Angie" SHUT UP!"
by Mad_signtist October 31, 2023