Insured

The act of getting fucked by an insurance company who declines to pay an injured victim for the sake of its profit margin.
Ed was injured in an accident when he was T-boned by Frank who ran a red light at the intersection. Ed was then insured by Mercury Insurance (Frank's insurance) who offered him $250 to get lost.
by Maddog May 22, 2014
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machinegunner

Given to a man/woman who has the duty to pleasure two girls at once using his fingers making a machine-gun like motion whilst in the process.
WOW! that guy is a real machinegunner look at him pleasure those bitches
by Maddog August 25, 2003
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chod

That ain't puppy fat son, your just a fat chod arse
by Maddog August 21, 2006
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Pubes in Batter

mmmm, i just love to eat pubes in batter
by Maddog May 22, 2004
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