A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.
A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.
Did you guys hear that Kris went to the Emergency Room with hemorrhoids? That's what that he gets for being a cum plumber and ramming shit up his ass.
Did you guys hear that Kris went to the Emergency Room with hemorrhoids? That's what that he gets for being a cum plumber and ramming shit up his ass.
by Mad Mick! July 27, 2016
An individual so verbally and/or orally gifted that they can make a pussy explode by merely speaking to it.
Mick was so goddamn smooth while talking with that blonde that after he left I heard her asking a janitor for a mop. He's a true pussy poet.
by Mad Mick! November 23, 2016
The act of someone ramming their ring and middle fingers into a squirt prone cunt, and proceeding to type away on the g spot until the pussy explodes with squirt all over the arm, thus flushing the bitch out.
Lucy finger flushed Pam so long and hard that she had to wear a poncho. Good thing we've got a hydro shop-vac for the mess.
by Mad Mick! August 29, 2016
The result of a particularly large, high pile of shit in the can causing you to sauce up your fingers whilst going for an ass wipe.
I only had five minutes before my lunch break was over, so I wiped fast and got out of there. It wasn't until I shook my boss's hand that I realized I had passed him a couple chili fingers.
by Mad Mick! November 23, 2016
A spectacular move where one successfully takes a piss, plops a shit, and either whacks off (or rubs one out) all in one sitting on the can.
Dave has been in the bathroom for 20 minutes. I bet that bastard is either pulling off a Triple Deke or cleaning up a Speckled Moon. Since you're a fag, put your ear up to the door and listen for the grand finale.
by Mad Mick! July 19, 2016
When your liquid shit is so ferocious it blows against the porcelain and splashes up and speckles your ass.
Johnny must have had a speckled moon cuz his whitey tighties look like they have brown bullet holes in em.
by Mad Mick! April 24, 2016
A unique, strap on, double sided dildo used in Japanese porn. The curved, erect dildo that doubles as a pussy/ass plug, is enhanced with an inside vibrator in order to for the wearer of the jap pap strap to also be satisfied as they're pounding away.
Higgins' mother got so wet while catching him masturbating that she fixed on her jap pap strap and surprised his ass with a rubber cock right as she herself flooded the other end.
by Mad Mick! March 07, 2017