Mad Macgog's definitions

Trumperica

An unreal country where the idiotic population wearing red baseball caps reelected a criminal madman of less than average intellect as their president and supreme commander.

Trumperica was discovered in 1492 by an Italian named Christopher Columbus and his three ships loaded with thieves.

by Mad Macgog January 10, 2025

Advanced-idiot (AI)

An Advanced-idiot (AI) is any Homo sapiens individual that can read, write and speak their local language fluently and often one or more languages beyond their local context. They also generally have math skills above that of Forrest Gump and actually know where their local library is located if they need to relax reading an actual book. Generally, Advanced Idiots in general are a minimum of one step ahead of all the regular idiots that make up 98% of the human race.

The Advanced-Idiot (AI) at the grocery store buying processed foods used so many coupons that the idiot cashier owed HIM change.

My friend thinks he's an Advanced-idiot (AI) just because he's a freshman at SU.

by Mad Macgog August 30, 2025

boogermuffin

Muffins made by bakers with severe sinusitis that keep sneezing into the batter while their noses also run freely while mixing their recipe.

The minister took a bite of the boogermuffin and quickly spat it out while using the lord's name in vain!

by Mad Macgog October 11, 2025

Diddlepoop

That stuff you seem to collect deep in your closets or at the bottom level of your garage that you categorize somewhere between crap and treasure. It can often be found as well at the bottom of drawers in old chests and in the corners of attics.

The old guy down the street peruses flea markets on the weekends and brings home a pickup truck filled with diddlepoop.

by Mad Macgog December 16, 2025

Diddlepoop

That stuff you seem to collect deep in your closets or at the bottom level of your garage that you categorize somewhere between crap and treasure. It can often be found as well at the bottom of drawers in old chests and in the corners of attics.

The old guy down the street brings home a pickup truck full of diddlepoop from the flea markets every weekend.

by Mad Macgog December 16, 2025