Sorry

What you call or say about someone who is patheticly inept when it comes to any physical activity or duty.
My brother's wife is a sorry mother who let their kids run all over the restaurant.

My cousin's lights got cut off this morning because her sorry boyfriend can't hold a job longer than a week.
by Mackendeez June 21, 2017
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30 seconds rule

An unofficial rule in restaurants that dictates that you have at least 30 seconds to pick up a dropped steak, or lobster etc. from the floor before it's considered contaminated.
Owner:"Hey where are you going with that steak?"

Employee: "It fell on

the floor so, I'm throwing it in the trash?"

Owner: "30 seconds rule, wash it off and put it back on the grill."
by Mackendeez December 17, 2017
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Two Cents

To give an opinion in a conversation or on issues that doesn't involve you.
"Look man, this is a family matter; nobody is asking you to put your two cents in."

"I really wish my girlfriend's mom would stop putting her two cents in every time we have an argument."
by Mackendeez March 20, 2018
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Karen

A middle aged white woman who has nothing better to do but, to confront the people whom she feel are violating the rules or laws. Karen is perpetually suspicious of black people who she feel don't belong in her area. All the while will claim that she's not racist but, will show her bigotry if angered enough.
Karen: "hey, what are you doing over here?"

AA male: "I was invited here by the park manager."

Karen quickly pulls out her Iphone:" hello, I would like to report there's a suspicious African American male lurking around the park can you please send an officer immediately."

AA male:"seriously ma'am, I just told you I was invited here by the park manager and you're still going to call the police."
by Mackendeez June 11, 2020
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Studden

To not be concerned or worried about a person, place, or thing.
I'm not studden anyone of these debt collectors who keep calling my phone.

I ain't studden Johnny anymore because he's just going to have to sit his ass in jail this time.
by Mackendeez October 18, 2021
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Hunching

Sex without penetrating one's partner. Usually the same as groping.
"Ooo, I'm going to tell ma that you two are back here hunching!"
by Mackendeez January 17, 2021
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Beater

Leotis is nothing but, a beater, he told me he was broke when we went to the club and I paid his way in only to see him buying some chick a drink.
by Mackendeez November 12, 2020
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