Definitions by Macabre(EJR)

National Geographitits 

When a womans boobs sag so bad that her nipples point toward the ground. It kinda remonds you of the days when you would look at the National Geographic Magazines to see the naked Pigmies!!

Dude!! I took off her bra, and these horrid National Geographitits poped out! It kinda ruined the moment!!

National Geographitits by Macabre(EJR) June 5, 2004

BFI

Butt Fuck Idaho-To drive aimlessly, and not know where you are going, and ending up in some hick town where the people all have summer teeth!

"Dammit!! Everytime i let you drive, we always end up in BFI!

BFI by Macabre(EJR) May 12, 2003

oldsmobuick 

A vehicle with multi-colored body parts, usually fenders and quater panels off other makes of cars. Basically a redneck POS.

"Damn dude, didja see that hillbilly in that green and grey oldsmobuick?"

oldsmobuick by Macabre(EJR) May 4, 2003