MaX's definitions

shmink

Just another version of the highly acclaimed word 'mink'

Look at that young russian, he looks a little shminky"

by max May 17, 2005

anti-jock

faggots who think they are awesome because they hate 'jocks'. These people tend to be insecure and afraid of people who are more popular than them. They have a passionate dislike for 'sporty people', yet usually skate themselves. Their hobbies are listening to shite music, spending unfathomable amounts of time on msn, and talking about skating.

"Fuckin bunch of jocks" (when they see people who are marginaly cooler than they are, but cant accept it.

by max April 22, 2005

Major Tech

A person who can work any piece of technology perfectly. Not a nerd because has friends.

Robbie Jones your a major Tech

by Max October 16, 2003

bunt

a really meaty vagina that looks like an ass.a bum cunt

she looked fine all except for the bunt.

by Max April 10, 2003

headbangers

Headbanger- One who bangs the head in a rockhardy, or cool, fashion while listening to rock music.

Me: Alrite, were headbanging to the next song!
Other: yay

by max May 13, 2005

Cuntbuster

a guy who is so hot that he can have sex any girl he wants.

Jon Clifford had sex with 5 different girls in one day. He is such a Cuntbuster.

by Max January 9, 2005

say hello in italian

aka "bonjourno"
to perform cunnilingus
to go down on a girl

"Take off your pants. I'd like to say hello in italian."
"Then he said hello in italian to me, and I had 3 orgasms"

by max May 13, 2004