MaTT's definitions

murphy's law

commonly called 'sods law'

"thats sods law for you!"

by Matt September 30, 2003

clothes

Pieces of fabric shaped and stitched so that they may be worn on the body. Are increasingly becoming a symbol of social status.

Many people are being classified based on what kind of clothes they wear. You've probably done it, too.

by Matt March 25, 2005

gorple

Somebody who farts in the bathtub and pops the bubbles with his teeth.

(While Jeffrey is taking a bath)
Pat says: "Jeffrey, knock that shit off you disgusting little shit. . .You fuckin' gorple!"
Jeffrey: "I can't help it Dad, I don't have anything else to do since you threw away my Ninja Turtles."

by Matt November 22, 2004

skate

to use a skateboard or inline blades

man, skating (skateboarding) is fucking fun!!!!

rollerblades are for fags - ill mitch from www.illmitch.com

by matt June 12, 2004

padoosh

The word to describe a young boy named Austin, that was on Barney. It also means to ejaculate out your rectum

Austin your such a padoosh

by Matt November 29, 2004

mineral

The pinnacle of emo bands. The band was formed in Austin, TX in the mid-1990s. Released 2 albums on crank! records: "The Power of Failing" and "End Serenading." Band members are
Chris Simpson - vocals/guitar
Jeremy Gomez - bass
Scott McCarver - guitar
Gabriel Wiley - drums
Broke up in 1998, shortly after releasing "End Serenading."

If you listen to Mineral you must be deep in the emo scene.

by Matt April 19, 2006

hottt

sexy or sexay refers to a girl named holly

holly is very hottt.

by Matt May 17, 2004