MaTT's definitions

asdf

Used when an appropriate title cannot be ascertained. Or: In the subject bar of an email when no title is deemed worthy.

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by Matt June 13, 2002

toss

powder or crystals from the bottom of a container of pot.

when you're finished that bowl, we still have all the toss left man.

by matt June 13, 2005

bum fuzzle

the act of receving head while taking a poop. (the proclaimed two best feelings in the world)

Dude, I totally got a bum fuzzle by Jill last night.

by matt November 6, 2004

flausch

A Flausch is an ugly girl or woman

Your mother

by Matt October 21, 2003

Purrrfection

- A woman so fine you get hard just mentioning her name.
- A female without flaw, a physically perfect specimen.

See: Gisele Bundchen, Adriana Lima, Stephanie Seymour

by Matt September 8, 2004

L.T.L.

Abbreviation for "Left Turn Loser". A Left Turn Loser is a driver who makes a left turn without a left turn lane, thus needlessly blocking the left lane (or, in some cases, the only lane) of traffic.

I need to get to work on time, but this L.T.L. is ruining me!

by Matt January 16, 2005

ass hole

Where Gay people go to show there love.

1st gay man: Man i love u so much.
2nd gay man: Dont tell me tell my ass hole.

by Matt May 13, 2005