face

Face, usually used in place of the "f" word or hell. or to insult someone

what the face was that?

you're a face.

by Matt April 04, 2004

almy

lazy in bed; like when you are doing this chick and all she does is just lay there.

i brought this hot chick home last night, but she sucked in bed. She just almyed.

by matt July 21, 2003

sgt.pumpass (sergeant pumpass)

1.One who acts stupid. 2. One who acts extremely homosexual.

Who's Sgt. pumpass over there? Shut up sgt.pumpass!

by matt November 04, 2003

D-Town

fuckin dallas baby, mike jones and paul wall also see H-Town

G-Town killaz

by Matt June 13, 2004

Jonesy joke

when something is said and only one person in group laughs, then the rest of the group laaughs at the first person who was laughing.

Doug said that he saw a rabbid cat fish, all of a sudden Beau started laughing. Greg then said "oh god, not another jonesy joke"

by Matt March 02, 2005

dirty santa

somewhat like a dirty sanchez. It's when a guy blows his load in his girl during anal sex then wipes his schlong on the girls face to make a white beard like santa.

I gave my girlfriend Mallory a dirty santa last night.

by Matt October 13, 2004

sitfuck

having sex while sitting down

Did you see that shit they were sitfucking while I was eating my sandwhich.

by Matt June 17, 2006