MaTT's definitions

grand slam

A foursome. Where as 'hitting a home run' means scoring with one chick, a grand slam means four runs so four chicks.

"I hit a grand slam home run last night."

by matt January 5, 2004

insane clown posse

The worst band in the history of music. Consists of two white-trying-to-be-black losers who coudn't make music if their lives depended on it. Use the word fuck more than any group i have ever heard. Oh yeah, and they can't get laid.

Example of an Insane Clown Posse 'lyric':

Then I hit the bitch Met this bum in the back of a dumpster Fucked her in the rumpster, juggaluga humpster Had to take a piss, so I pulled out my wang Then I heard my dingaling sang Your nuts we want your nuts We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts Your nuts we want your nuts Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts (sluts)

WTF???

by matt November 6, 2006

spearchucker

one who throws spears made of wood at nearby wildlife or in some cases livestock. usually of native descent

those damn spearchuckers are at it again

by matt June 10, 2004

Slice of Heaven

Hitting someone in the face with a used condom turned inside out (cock and cum side out).

My roommate bitched about being sexiled, so I gave him a slice of heaven with the condom I used.

by Matt April 12, 2005

Burninate

The state of burning with great power, effectiveness, and effeiciency. The state of burnination is usually acheived by stepping on 10 peasants consecutavly without getting sworded, arrowed or 404'd.

Trogdor will burninate the countryside after he stomps 3 more peasants.

by Matt July 27, 2004

SoapBar

A crap brown hard drug sold as cannabis in england. Might have had something to do with cannabis at some point in it's past if you're lucky. Smoked by people who don't really like to get stoned too much (genrally tobacco smokers). Full of barbituates, records, industrial binding agents and worse. Sometimes refered to as solid or smackbar. Mostly smoked by kevs, trendies and peoples mum's.

Eugh was that fucking soapbar? - oh my god its soooooo foul. How can you smoke that shit?

by Matt October 20, 2004

shandals

A combination of sandals and shoes made from a well worn pair of sneakers, usually very well worn, by cutting away the fabric over the toe and around the heel.

"Hey Andrew, I think those old track shoes are just about ready to become shandals."

"Dude, nice shandals!"

by Matt September 29, 2003