MaTT's definitions

sgt.pumpass (sergeant pumpass)

1.One who acts stupid. 2. One who acts extremely homosexual.

Who's Sgt. pumpass over there? Shut up sgt.pumpass!

by matt November 4, 2003

rowing the boat

slang for having sex

Nate and Rebecca were always rowing the boat

by matt April 1, 2004

Wuhspotch

Erick is a crackwhore.

Erick is such a cum blizzard wuhspotch!

by Matt March 9, 2004

Hairybudda

Flaming Scottish Homo with a dick ring

You're getting as bad as hairybudda

by Matt March 28, 2003

shabala

Originating in the Ohio Farm Town of Mount Vernon a random individual refered to as "Shmonkle" coined the term "Shabala". It was random as hell but everyone agreed it totally kicked ass.

*yawn* Shabala.... shabala

by matt August 31, 2004

Chevy

The only American made pickup truck with a heated tailgate *this way your friends' hands dont get cold when they push you in the snow*

"Wow mike look at those failures, they drive a chevy"
"yeah bob, i'm glad i dont have to push your FORD like that"

by Matt November 23, 2004

rocketsurgery

the most difficult task a human can ever perform.

Hurry the fuck up. This isn't rocketsurgery.

by matt April 27, 2003