MaTT's definitions

chavisham

dwelling place for the scum of the earth

"oi boi like dunnai innit down chavisham boi"

by matt October 18, 2004

brown clown

A euphonism for anal sex.

I going to introduce her to the brown clown tonight.

by Matt June 19, 2006

gODHEAD

industrial band who allen wants to have sex with

o allen, put your head head in my butt
o katie, your penis is so much bigger than mine

by matt May 11, 2003

Sleeping Beauty

Ejactulating ropes of semen onto a girl's face while she sleeps.

I gave that girl a sleeping beauty last night.

by Matt October 20, 2003

Republican Logic

A mythology often alluded to by the rich.
see: oxymoron

Fred thought his political views were in line with Republican logic, then he realized he was just an ass.

by Matt June 9, 2005

affinity

a natural attraction between persons.
the same basis as 'chemistry'

Jacob "man, i wish i had the same relationship is Jess and Jay."
Joe "its affinity man"

by Matt March 7, 2005

pigravach

An versatile exclamation which can display exasperation, disgust, jubilation or endearment. Widely used in Halifax NS, and derived from the supposed Romanian translation for "pig".

Acceptable in almost any context, especially when painting.

PIGRAVACH!
YOU PIGRAVACH!
AAAAAAH!!! PIGRAVACH!

PIGRAVACHSKI! (fem.)

by Matt October 25, 2004