MaTT's definitions

hella

Norcal-a lot of, totally, many
Socal-used in a very different way usually making fun of norcalians: cool

Norcal- I was grinding hella rails at the skatepark.
Socal- norcalian says: hella sweet
socalian: hella?...really?...hella?

by matt June 30, 2003

camel bricker

An elderly Arab man who smashes camels' testes between two bricks in order to neuter them.

Ahmed had to take a long shower after assisting his local camel bricker that day.

by Matt April 19, 2005

18

The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.

Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.

by Matt May 13, 2006

Fassi

A spelling of fassy that seems to be used more and mroe in the UK.

What the fuck you looking at Fassi-ole?! you'll get blapsed in your eye.

by Matt July 8, 2004

townie

The best time to get them is when they are on their own, you may have noticed that one townie will look at the floor when they pass u and ure mates, this is the best time to get ure own back. They r just stupid pussies with nothing betta to do than hang around town in gangs waiting for a single non-townie to walk past, (they usually only attack when ure on your own) then they will follow the poor unsuspecting person and beat them up 4 no reason. Townies = Shit.. especially JaSoN

"Fukkin innit mate, did u c da blazin squad on pop hits last nite? They hav phat tunes, fukkin innit." "Fuk yea, hey look theres sum kid on his own, lets go beat him shitless!" "Fukkin bitchin idea fukkin innit"

by matt January 23, 2004

spoot

A more friendly word for shit

I just beat the spoot out of you.

by Matt May 28, 2004

Ricer

a person who tricks out their car with stupid mods.you can always hear ricers where ever you are but usually at night.all ricers have loud cars.

ricers trick out their import cars.that ricer has an ugly wing on his honda civic.

by matt December 13, 2003