MaTT's definitions

monk

used as an insult to someone, and also can be used in place of f*ckin'

you monk!

i couldn't get the monkin' thing to work.

by Matt April 4, 2004

hat

You wear it on your head....Dipshit.

Example 1. "Look, I'm wear my hat, on my head....Faggot."

Example 2. "FREE HAT, FREE HAT, FREE HAT"

by Matt November 3, 2004

Sneaky White Legalese

Advanced diction utilized by white persons when engaged in a business transaction with minorities so as to gain a material advantage in the deal or transaction.

"In the event of a breach of contract dispute, both parties agree that Arbitration meetings will be held in Simi Valley!

Translation of said Sneaky White Legalese: We found the Rodney King Police Officers innocent of criminal charges, how confident do you minorities feel about winning this contract dispute?

by Matt September 25, 2007

wicked deuce

The act of taking a shit. Deuce = 2. Having to take a number 2.

I had to leave class early so that I could run home and take a wicked deuce.

by Matt August 26, 2003

meaning of life

Three simple truths: Enjoy, grow, unite.

Have fun evolving together.

by matt January 24, 2004

Flibbity Flobbity Flu

A new way ffor people to say in the hizzy fo shizzy.

I'm flibbity flobbity flu.

by MATT October 28, 2003

dang foo

Used to express surprise or complete hatred.

Dang Foo!! You jacked up my car!

by Matt March 14, 2005