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buttdart

by MAtt May 25, 2003
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King

by matt May 12, 2003
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Poo seed

The powdered and on the more extreme cases seed sized remenants of fecal matter around the anal scphincter. They can often be picked out with ones finger and flicked at others in the room. Often effective at sleepovers and school residential trips.
1) He's been picking poo seeds again.
2) My arse is covered in poo seeds
by matt November 30, 2003
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Adult Alternative

Form of soft rock that has more structure to it and is more catchy than regular soft rock. Usually has a much more "mature" sound than normal rock. Bands are usually played more on VH1 than MTV.

The musicians in these bands usually are in their 30s, dress quite modestly, and are generally some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. They just seem like people you'd run into at a grocery store.
Coldplay, Sting, Maroon 5, and bands similar to them.
by Matt April 30, 2005
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Dreaded Re-Wipe

The act of wiping your ass no less than 20 minutes after shiting and subjecting ones ass to the intitial wiping process. Is a sign the job was not done properly the first time.
by Matt September 28, 2004
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Othello

One kick ass play supposedly wirtten by "Shakespear". About one kick-ass Afican-Venician dude. Who in the end cuts his woman, because of his dumb ass friend.
Don't make me go Othello on you.
by Matt November 29, 2003
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tiger piss

If you ever want to get rid of the rodents in your house, pour some tiger piss around your yard. I'm not kidding, it works.
They smell the urine and run like hell!
by Matt September 5, 2004
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