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geese

mike g, thegeese
is geese gonna make the reservations or what?
by Murph April 4, 2004
mugGet the geesemug.

sow's ear

"Ol' Bobby made a silk purse outta me sow's ear!"
by Murph February 19, 2004
mugGet the sow's earmug.

ck cowboy

1. Listens to such blasphemous hypocracies such as pop-country "music" (if it can be called that...) and Toby Keith

2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time

3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.

4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.

5. A wannabe
"That pathetic poon-hound is a CK cowboy."
by murph November 5, 2003
mugGet the ck cowboymug.

two percenter

Two percent of the male population has an erect penis over nine inches.
He unzipped and pulled out his two percenter.
by murph January 26, 2005
mugGet the two percentermug.

FC

Fire Crotch, One who has Red pubic hair and red hair atop their head.
What is up my* fellow FC? *Narator having Red Hair
by Murph January 5, 2004
mugGet the FCmug.

ph0wnd

did you see my cell bill? shit i got ph0wnd.

did you see steve's bitch ph0wnd him last night and gave him a black eye?
by Murph April 4, 2004
mugGet the ph0wndmug.

mauster

v.

1. The act of kissing.
2. The act of having sex.
3. The act of anything in-between.
4. Informal. Fooling around.
5. Slang. Fucking.

Credited to NauCe for iventing this word.
they went into the bedroom to mauster
by Murph January 11, 2005
mugGet the maustermug.

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