MTF's definitions
Acronym for "Essence Of Other Bitch". Used to express the scent which lingers on you after you have been with a woman who is not your regular girl. This essence may be in the form of perfume or any other bodily fluid still hanging around: sweat, saliva, vaginal secretions, ass, funk, etc. Sometimes it takes several scalding hot showers and time to kill this annoying menace.
(Thought going thru guys head:)
If I go home now, Dolores will know where I have been. Damn. I must hit the gym for a workout and shower to try to get rid of this EOOB that is emanating from my body.
If I go home now, Dolores will know where I have been. Damn. I must hit the gym for a workout and shower to try to get rid of this EOOB that is emanating from my body.
by MTF January 14, 2009
Get the EOOBmug. When you are sleeping and your buddy just got done finger banging a chick and wishing to share her crotch essence, rubs his stink fingers under your nose, waking you up.
I got a dirty fermin while passed out at the ski lodge in the mountains. That boo-boo's vag smelled sweet!
by MTF March 25, 2008
Get the dirty ferminmug. A particular shirt, that when worn in public has mystical powers to be alluring to many women, drawing them to the wearer. Is it the color?- maybe. Is it the fabric?- maybe. Is it the style?- maybe. Is it the guy wearing it?- most likely not. No one really knows for sure.
Chris has this long-sleeved, button down shirt in a particular shade of green that we refer to as his "Pussy Shirt". Every time he wears it he draws the attention of the ladies. How do you know when he plans on wearing it that day? As he is getting dressed that morning, you can hear him calling: Here pussy, pussy, pussy... Here pussy, pussy, pussy... Yea, you just know that he is going to be bringing home some hot new trim tonight and the pussy shirt is about to claim it's next victim!
by MTF March 14, 2012
Get the Pussy Shirtmug. Baby Hugo cried whenever he played with his Jack-In-A-Box. Every time Jack popped out it frightened him. Bad Jack!
by MTF January 22, 2009
Get the Jack-In-A-Boxmug. When affluent consumers feel it's necessary to conceal their exorbitant purchases to others, especially in a weak economy.
Bruno felt guilty for purchasing a new Ford GT while many of his co-workers were losing their jobs. Now the GT stays parked in the garage while Bruno drives his Pinto to work. Bruno is experiencing a clear case of "luxury shame". Damn this recession!
by MTF June 24, 2009
Get the luxury shamemug. Marsellus Wallace got medieval on Zed's ass by calling in a couple of pipe-hittin' nigga's with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.
Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper baby.
Whose chopper is this?
It's Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby,
Zed's dead.
Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper baby.
Whose chopper is this?
It's Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby,
Zed's dead.
by MTF March 18, 2012
Get the Zed's deadmug. by MTF July 29, 2008
Get the punar eclipsemug.