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desert whore

Note to be confused with : " desert slut " or " legal Nevada prostitute ". These two words have very little relation to what desert whore means.

Basically a woman that has gone homeless in the middle of the dessert, that is trying anyway to get money to survive, rather it be being begging to pass by drivers, or by soliciting sex for money from pass by drivers.
*Somewhere on the road in death valey two people are in the car*
Person 1: Hey slow down, I think I see a very worn out tired looking woman asking for a ride.
Driver : Sure
*After slowing down*
Driver: Hi, are you asking for a ride?
Woman: Oh .. no thank you, I was asking do you have some spare change? If not, I am willing to have sex with you for $10.

*Driver rolls window back up with out responding, and speeds off*
Driver: That's why they say never to never stop for someone in the middle of the dessert. They are either a serial killer or a desert whore.

Person 1: Oh... Well I learned something new today.
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
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pack the electoral college

The only way Trump can win the 2020 election is if he can pack the electoral college to his advantage and win.

The terminology stems from "pack the supreme court" which is basically adding more justices to the supreme court to make the outcome decision in favor to the packer.

In "packing the electoral college" the packer basically packs more electoral college votes into the states that they won to the point where they have the required majority to win the election.
Trump: "We lost all the law suit cases Rudy. Now what? What are we going to do? "
Rudy Giuliani: "We still have one option remaining so that we can still win. "
Trump: "What option is that?"
Rudy Giuliani: "We pack the electoral college with electoral votes in the states we won, until we have the majority to be called the winners."
by MST3K I like November 24, 2020
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coluroombas

Similar to baroombas, instead coluroombas are Colombian woman with big floppy breasts.
Look at that Colombian chick's coluroombas.
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
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shit eater bird

A bird that likes to eat from its own or other birds own shit.
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
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Faithless Mormon

A "faithless elector" from Utah in the US Electoral College.
Person 1: Did you hear that an elector from the state of Utah voted at the electoral college for someone that Utah did not vote for?

Person 2: That person must be a Faithless Mormon, I can't think of any other reason to why they would do that.
by MST3K I like November 24, 2020
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Biden has Won

1. Something that was stated by news channels to say that Biden is probably going to be the president elect.

2. A phrase that super Trump supporters can not handle.
Wolf Blitzer: "All right folks, Biden now having Pennsylvania, we have an important announcement to make. Anderson are you ready? "

Anderson Cooper: "Of course I am ready, I have been tapping this smart TV screen for the past week. Let's get done with this already. "

Wolf Blitzer: " "Alright then. CNN projects, Joe Biden has Won the election, and is projected to be the president elect. "
by MST3K I like December 26, 2020
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Socialist Party of America

Not to be confused with : "Democratic Party" or the "Dark Republican Party"

The Socialist Party of America is another name for the "Socialist Alternative" party.
Person 1: What is the second most powerful Socialist Party of America?
Person 2: The Socialist Alternative party.
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
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