Good looking (not a requirement) women (usually drunk) who are willing to expose themselves (mostly breasts) for Mardi Gras beads.
My chick turned into bead bait during Mardi Gras. She collected so many beads that we ended up throwing them into our trees. Now we have tree bling.
by MR WOLF June 15, 2010
Get the Bead Bait mug.Mr Wolf and his significant other were thinking of having children until they went to Wal-Mart and saw all the unruly crib midgets. They changed their minds.
"Oh no, Sally is getting out of her car with her crib midgets."
The wedding reception was going great until the crib midget riot started.
San Antonio is the crib midget capital of North Mexico.
"Oh no, Sally is getting out of her car with her crib midgets."
The wedding reception was going great until the crib midget riot started.
San Antonio is the crib midget capital of North Mexico.
by MR WOLF January 25, 2008
Get the CRIB MIDGET mug.All the beads collected over the years during Mardi Gras are thrown into trees creating "tree bling."
Check out that house with trees out front, they have major tree bling.
Those LSU girls living in that off campus house are true bead bait. Just look at the tree bling out front.
Those LSU girls living in that off campus house are true bead bait. Just look at the tree bling out front.
by MR WOLF June 15, 2010
Get the tree bling mug.Reference to any sports related figure that had money, fame, endorsements, and a future. Then they proceed to trash it all on some sort of criminal activity.
"Did you hear how that NBA referee Vicked Up?"
"The dude Vicked Up his career with the Dallas Cowboys.
"Who will be the next player to Vick Up their career?"
"Nike is going to add a Vicked Up clause in thier endorsement contracts."
"The dude Vicked Up his career with the Dallas Cowboys.
"Who will be the next player to Vick Up their career?"
"Nike is going to add a Vicked Up clause in thier endorsement contracts."
by Mr Wolf August 26, 2007
Get the Vicked Up mug.City titties are the raised, reflective markers used to separate city traffic lanes. They make the distinctive thump, thump, thump, sound as you drive to the outer edges of a lane. They assist the daydreaming or drunk driver that they are going adrift in a sea of concrete.
Mr Wolf gets super annoyed when a driver rides the city titties hard and cause the passengers dental filings to fall out.
After leaving the bar, Kimster used the city titties to get out of the city to the safety of country roads.
Steve is convinced that city titties were put on the road to piss him off daily.
After leaving the bar, Kimster used the city titties to get out of the city to the safety of country roads.
Steve is convinced that city titties were put on the road to piss him off daily.
by MR WOLF January 24, 2008
Get the CITY TITTIES mug.Combination of sleaze and a weasel or a sleazel. Allows you to combine two adjectives in the place of one.
The brothers ratted me out to the boss, fricking sleazels!
Ratso always did bad with any information he gathered, what a sleazel.
Ratso always did bad with any information he gathered, what a sleazel.
by MR WOLF November 06, 2010
Get the SLEAZEL mug.Rich, "famous" women from the music or film industry that act like they're on a new show, "Whores gone wild."
"Did you hear about the ho-lebrities doing 15 minutes of jail time? They would have given me 15 months."
"I watched the new TV Show for ho-lebrities called, I can't believe I'm this stupid. Loved the dumb-assed bitch attacking the car with an umbrella.
"I watched the new TV Show for ho-lebrities called, I can't believe I'm this stupid. Loved the dumb-assed bitch attacking the car with an umbrella.
by Mr Wolf September 01, 2007
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