Phaneufing

To give back or donate items generously to others. such as presents, cars or hockey pucks.

I didnt feel so good this morning until I started phaneufing.

by Mp May 13, 2013

santorumize

1. To sodomize in a manner which produces santorum; to screw-over in a particularly nasty way.

2. To give something the quality of santorum; to make a mess of.

3. To revile or damn a person or thing by using its name as an offensive neologism, as in santorum.

1. Yeah, I santorumized him good.
2. Damn, you really santorumized that pillowcase.
3. You can't santorumize "Bush," really, because bush already has so many meanings.

by mp April 09, 2005

Assgrapes

toilet paper that has been left behind while wippeing the ass and have harded.

by MP February 28, 2003

G-money

n. this is the alter ego of graham baum. g-money is often seen sporting iced out chains and often refers to himself in third person. he has excellent pimping skills with the ladies. he wheres fury hats and cromed out teeth (like flava flav)

g-money says ,"hello ladies, its g-money. y'all wanna hop in my ride?"

by MP October 25, 2004

varting

A vaginal fart. See also queefing

Stop varting at me!
That wasn't a fart, that was a vart

by MP October 26, 2004

cesspool

See photo of Dick Cheney in any news or fictional magazine.

He is the definition of corporate greed at any expense in imperialistic America.


One of america's biggest "chicken hawks".

Dick just loves the smell of burning flesh when he reviews his stock portfolio.

by mp January 30, 2005

cough/cool

bad ass song written by the Misfits in the late 70's, early 80's. No guitars in the song, only a muffed keyboard song played by Glenn Danig.

Cough/Cool is an evil song, and it doesn't even have guitars!

by mp February 03, 2005