MORGAN's definitions

Asshook

A dispicable act using a hanger.

I gave that bitch an asshock when she fell asleep I cant have a baby.

by Morgan December 21, 2004

sasquache

the act of jamming your big toe up the ass of another and then cram the shitified toe down the persons throught

by morgan October 24, 2003

kinfolk

The relatives of an inbred.

"I reckon that as it's your tenth birthday, Jodie Ann, I should tell yee a few thangs about who lives here with us, cousin Billy Bob here is your kinfolk, IN FACT, he's your brother, uncle, and husband too."

by Morgan October 16, 2003

platonic man love

1. a non homosexual, yet still affectionate, relationship between men.

2. a type of relationship to be celebrated by society (although the non-platonic version should be celebrated to a greater extent).

1. "You bought a widescreen T.V. for football night?!? Dude, I love you!" (often followed by a manly hug)

2. "I saw Brad and Mike hugging each other and got super excited because I thought they were together. Too bad it just turned out to be platonic man love..."

by morgan November 27, 2004

busted

horrendously ugly; violently deformed.

I can't believe he's dating a girl with such a busted face.

by morgan April 23, 2004

chiefed

after a person passes out at a party, take a marker pen and write all over their face.

after drinking too much, jason passed out and his friends chiefed him.

by morgan October 8, 2003

Lawnmower

1) Machine used to mow lawns, trim grass, and various weeds
2) Illegal mexican alien resident who snuck across the border holding a pinata, ten bottles of whisky, and a shitload of dirty mexican PCP Sometimes has retarded last name that is shameful due to a redneck father duping his dirty mexican mother into having sex. Tries to cover it up with a more obviously mexican name. Characterized by inability to communicate properly with others; exhibits an extreme fondness for tacos and other stereotypically mexican foods

Matthew Titcomb (a.k.a. Matthew Benitez)

by Morgan August 5, 2004