Polluting the Sheets

Fucking, banging, having sex

(the bodily fluids pollute the clean sheets!)

Who doesn't like polluting the sheets?

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Double Dipping

1. Two dudes licking and fingering the same pussy 2. Two dicks in the same pussy

Jessica explodes during a double dipping!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007

Splanking

Sexual poisition:

The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!

Bro 1: All chicks I have fucked love splanking!

Bro 2: What's splanking?

Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!

Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.

Bro 1: That's the point!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2012

Pussitus

A disease which causes a seemingly normal man to act like a pussy

Joey Lawrence must have had chronic pussitus not to have nailed Blossom’s friend, Six!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2012

Blue Ball Road

When a guy hasn't had sex in a long time, he has blue balls (clogged pipes) - thus he feels as though he "lives" on blue ball road

(Also, a road in Elkton, MD)

Lisa: Where does P-Phat live?

MOCO: At the moment, on Blue Ball Road - his pipes are clogged!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Juicing the Pear

When a chick is lying on her back with her legs together straight into the air and all you can see facing her from behind is a perfect pear with a slit for sucking out the juices

Juicing the Pear is awesome!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007

Geyser

A broad who squirts her juice into the air upon climax

Jessica gave me a geyser last night; I was drenched!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2007