Roadette

The female version of the Roadie:
1) If the guy is driving, he fingers the broad
2) If the broad is driving, the guy eats her out

Lisa performed the roadie; now MOCO wants to give her a roadette!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Velvet Canyon

Pussy, twat, cunt, cherry pie

P-Phat dove into Becky's velvet canyon tongue first!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Stinkie Twinkie

A dick that has just been inside a pussy

The Twinkie (dick) goes into the pussy and in so doing gets stinkie (covered with scented pussy juice)

(Twinkie because a guy's dick resembles a Twinkie - both are oblong and are filled with white cream; stinkie because the pussy has a certain type of odor and wetness)

P-Phat truly needs a Stinkie Twinkie!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Buffy Muffy

A Bald, smooth pussy

Jessica had a buffy muffy!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2008

Go Suck A Dick

Phrase yelled at a tool (a person pissing you off)

Adrien: I no like Americans (in a French accent).

P-Phat: Adrien, Go Suck A Dick!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Hot-Dogging

When a guy places and then thrusts his dick (hot dog) between a chick's ass cheeks (buns) - similar to titty fucking) - there is no penetration; just add mayo (cum); works best when the chick has a lot of "junk in the trunk"

How many guys have been Hot-Dogging with Kim Kardashian?

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2011

Smoking It to the Nub

Deep throating; sucking dick down to the balls Hog Smoking

Unfortunately, Smoking It to the Nub cannot be performed on long, thick cocks!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008