MLB lover 2020's definitions

School

Six Cruel Hours Of our Lives where the teaches give us random knowledge that we will literally never use

I can’t believe I have to go to school tomorrow. Our teacher is telling us about the history of the unisvers which I’m totally going to need when I’m a marine biologist.

by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019

cat

waaay hotter than a dog

omg ur such a cat

by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019

creepy squirrel

The creepiest squirrel u have ever seen

Boi thats a creepy squirrel

by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019

pavement

a place where stalkers go to watch people

#1: OMG there was a guy over there and he was totally on the pavement
#2: OMG CALL THE POLICE

by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019

Dog

A amazingly perfect creature

Person: WOw its a dog
Other person: BOw to the dog
Peron thats eavsdropping: OMG ALL HAIL THE DOG GOD

by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019

The principals office

Where dreams go to die

Person 1: Omg i got sent to the principals office
Person 2: R u a ghost

by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019

Phone

Something I literally couldn't live without.

Mom: ur grounded for a month
Me:ok
Mom: I'm taking ur phone
Me: NOoooooooooooooo

by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019