Definitions by MJ Kip
surf
Stuck Up Rich Faggotassmutherfucker, or surf. A term used to describe a person who is part of a rich, upper class family and thinks that they are better than ordinary people because of the certain vagina they came from. Predominantly white people, these fags think that because their PARENTS worked hard to get ahead (or because their parents were surfs too) that they have the right to have a sense of accomplishment.Go fuck yourselves.
Surf: Oh...nice Camery...well i'd best be off in my custom Porsche Carrera GT that my parents bought for me. Time to go off with my undeserved sense of accomplishment like im Kevin Federline or something.
too much rock for one hand
The traditional "rock hand" symbol (invented by KISS supposedly), but with a slightly homosexual twist. The sign is made by putting the middle, index, and ring fingers under the thumb of that hand. Then the end pinkeys are extended to their height. Fortunately, this signal is most often used in a mocking way to make fun of over-zealous rock fanatics. The traditoinal rock hand looks better (along with a head bang) so keep rocking.
Dude this rock show rocks! It rocks like so rockin much that i just gotta rock it with both my rockin hands, man, cuz like, its too much rock for one hand! ROCKIN! (makes said gayass symbol)
too much rock for one hand by MJ Kip April 15, 2006
virginate
When a kid is raised by ultra-religious parents to believe that sex is bad. While the parents think they're protecting the kid, they are unknowingly "virginating" the child, making it so that the poor kid wont get any action for a long, long time. The kid will usually eventually get some, but only after 25-30 years at least.