MIke's definitions

corksucker

mispronounced cocksucker as in the film, Johnny Dangerously

"You fargin' corksucker!"
translation: You fucking cocksucker

by Mike November 19, 2003

george w. bush

someone extremely stupid, or someone who does something extremely stupid

After setting store on fire,
"Man, you pulled a george w. bush"

by Mike November 25, 2006

Porn

N. The stuff that makes up life. Comes in many different forms and is everywhere you look. The world could always use more, especially America's youth.

"Well, I'm done looking at my porn. I'm going to go read the bible."

"This porn page is awesome, where else can you find short, fat, black, migits, being fucked up the ass by a horse?"

by Mike September 7, 2004

lugnutt

when having sex with your woman from behind, you throw a piece of metal on her back substituting for an orgasm. once she turns around and says whats that you slap her with your dick and you then cum in her eye.

man my bitch is trippin cause i just hit her with a lugnutt!

by Mike August 2, 2004

lip snot

see fanny batter

her pussy was dripping with lip snot

by mike January 5, 2004

maggot

A slipknot fan

Johnie was a maggot. Who killed his family? Was it the bigots or the hypocrisy?

by Mike January 13, 2003

lawphin

From the show South Park. A lawphin is a trans-species person who is a dolphin and also a lawyer.

Kyle's dad: Not only am i a dolphin, im also a lawyer.

Guy: so you're a lawphin?

by Mike May 13, 2005