A company that I own stock in and made tons of money off because the stock has split several times since I bought it. I'd like to thank all the 16 year olds who shop there. When I take my next vacation, and I'm reclining in the first class cabin, I'll propose a toast just for you.
by Mike February 29, 2004
Derrived from slain, sometimes written 'slaid'.
Off the cuff real-life synonym of 'owned' or 'pwned'. Can be derogatory or supportive...
Off the cuff real-life synonym of 'owned' or 'pwned'. Can be derogatory or supportive...
Mike: My girlfriend just dumped me.
Ellie: Oh, slayed!
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Nic: Oh man, Josh got totally slayed by that girl, she kicked him in the nuts!
Ellie: Oh, slayed!
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Nic: Oh man, Josh got totally slayed by that girl, she kicked him in the nuts!
by Mike May 13, 2005
Whilst in an arguement, to avoid the point (thus a cop-out) and to insult the person arguing. Often because the person who results to the insults has no logical/intelligent point, thus they break down to immaturity.
Jon: I've made my point five times and all you've done is call me 'gay', way to resort to ad hominem, dude.
by Mike April 26, 2005
A girl who is not exactly fat and not exactly skinny, but definitely attractive. Think "curvy." If she gained weight, she would be "fat," but she isn't yet. She's right on the border. Sex with her will widen (pun intended) one's tolerance range for weight, making heavier girls seem attractive as well. Eventually, the guy who sleeps with the gateway fatty becomes a full-on chubby chaser.
Rick: Dude, Amanda's hot.
Steve: Stay away from her! She's a gateway fatty!
Rick: But she's hot!
Steve: Yes, she is! And if you sleep with her, next thing you know you'll be sleeping with girls twice her size!
Steve: Stay away from her! She's a gateway fatty!
Rick: But she's hot!
Steve: Yes, she is! And if you sleep with her, next thing you know you'll be sleeping with girls twice her size!
by Mike March 19, 2008
a bastardization of the word guinea, used to decribe italian males. Means the same as ginzo or guido.
by Mike April 09, 2004
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