MIke's definitions

stuntface

ugly chick in porno that receives the gentlemen's load on her face.

the director needed a stuntface in the scene so that the star wouldn't need to redo her makeup

by mike April 20, 2004

cowboys

pair of kings in poker

he went all in with pocket cowboys

by mike March 23, 2004

king of the thing

In context to the song king of the thing by O.A.R.
There is a kink...and this thing that the song speaks of is the throne that the king sits on in the third line of the song. Some may say that you can't be king of a throne. But I say why not. Some beleive this king is the king of India because O.A.R. has a t-shirt that depicts this king as being Indian...hense the turban. And he is sitting on a throne. So what i say it this thing is an Indian throne

Indian: What is the king in the song King of the thing by OAR the king of? What thing?
Indian: The throne DUH

by Mike June 26, 2006

Punish the Porcelain

To take a nasty dump.

Man, I've really got to go punish the porcelain!

by Mike December 15, 2003

ado

Annoying, pathetic, wannabe

Ado hacked my mom? Ha! Now that's funny

by Mike September 17, 2003

poo fiddle

1)Another word for saying 'darn',
'fuck' or 'gee wilickers'.
2)Someone who pokes around at any random type of fecal matter. Like a scientist or something.

1)Aww poo fiddle, I lost my fork
2)Hey, see Bill over there, he's a major poo fiddle.

by Mike July 2, 2003

cock blocker

Cock blocking is not always a bad thing. Sometimes it is necessary to keep a friend from getting ass that he wouldn't normally go for, but he is to fucked up to know better.

Ben was so fucked up that he was trying to get with a fat ugly bitch, so we cock blocked him to keep him out of the nasty.

by Mike March 31, 2003