MIke's definitions

Turkey Drunk

A warm, happy fuzzy drunk. Usually caused by drinking Wild Turkey

Mmmmm...I'm Turkey Drunk....gobble gobble gobble

by mike July 14, 2003

chublove

the act of dating a fat girl, and engaging in sexual acts with a fat girl.

James loves the chublove

by Mike January 21, 2004

dial it in

See also:

"Hooked Up"

Origins traced back to eletric guitarist slang... referring to fixing of the guitars for someone... be it through tweaking the dials or turning the knobs that tighten the strings.

"Espo wants a cheesy beef from Cavones. Fuckin'.. dial it in!"

by Mike September 15, 2004

creditor

A bunch of cunts working in an office that want your money, because your a twat and didn't pay them :P

Creditor - people Mik owes

by Mike November 15, 2004

numberism

obsession with numbers and calculations; life devoted to quantifiable goals: to earn more money, to eat less calories, to run faster, to visit more places, to possess more collectible items, etc.

Numberism multiplies quantities and destroys quality.

John in a numberist: he calculates everything, from calories in his meals to the duration of his sexual acts.

by Mike January 4, 2014

negrofied

1) to make black. 2) to become "gangster" or "g-ed up" |origin= from a wise man named mike

1)Johnny negrofied that cat with some black spray paint. 2)Stewart's new bling bling chain has him negrofied.

by Mike November 30, 2004

buffer

(Verb) A female that is known to have the ability to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

That one's a buffer, she's a mean mother fu*ker sucking dick. She bites too.

by Mike June 13, 2004