Dont forget he's a yugayo freak
who goes into fits of rage and tries to throw chairs but cant cause he cant lift the chair
who goes into fits of rage and tries to throw chairs but cant cause he cant lift the chair
look the dews goin into his "im gonna go stand in the corner as to get attention from others but failing misserably.
by mike July 29, 2004
Get the the dewmug. 
Jewoven is fucking sexy.. christ..
by mike August 9, 2004
Get the jewovenmug. Definition: First in order but not in importance. Not as important, despite being mentioned in the first place. The opposite to "last but not least".
First but not foremost, you have to write very clearly. Second, your writing should be truly original and captivating.
Hello, I see, I am the first guest to arrive but certainly not foremost.
Hello, I see, I am the first guest to arrive but certainly not foremost.
by Mike December 16, 2019
Get the first but not foremostmug. by mike April 8, 2004
Get the subherbmanmug. A side effect when the act in which two or more people engage in anal sex occurs. When a man inserts his penis into another's asshole, and then the person squeezes said asshole, the penis is then contorted into an hourglass shape. This is the hourglass effect
by Mike November 13, 2003
Get the Hourglass effectmug. 1. The standardized, non-specific parts of a contract; the fine print that gets tacked on by lawyers to protect themselves and their clients.
2. The unsubscription notice at the bottom of bulk emails from the spam operations that bother to pretend that they comply with the CANSPAM legislation. (first used by Paul Graham in his groundbreaking essays on spam)
Origin: The American Press Association shared its building with a sheet-iron processing plant when it was founded 1892. Chicago printers dubbed the noisy American Press offices a boilerplate factory, and boilerplate became the word used to refer to the third-rate filler that the syndicated news agency turned out.
2. The unsubscription notice at the bottom of bulk emails from the spam operations that bother to pretend that they comply with the CANSPAM legislation. (first used by Paul Graham in his groundbreaking essays on spam)
Origin: The American Press Association shared its building with a sheet-iron processing plant when it was founded 1892. Chicago printers dubbed the noisy American Press offices a boilerplate factory, and boilerplate became the word used to refer to the third-rate filler that the syndicated news agency turned out.
The failure of Urban Dictionary to exercise or enforce any right or provision of the TOS shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision. If any provision, or portion of any provision, of the TOS is found by a court of competent jurisdiction to be invalid, the parties nevertheless agree that the court should endeavor to enact the intentions of the TOS. Under any circumstances other provisions of the TOS shall remain in full force and effect. You, the user, agree that regardless of any statute or law to the contrary, any claim or cause of action arising out of, or related to, use of the Service, its content, or the TOS must be filed within two (2) months of the time in which the events giving rise to such claim began, or you agree to waive such claim.
by Mike February 27, 2005
Get the boilerplatemug.