MIke's definitions

griff

preston,lancashire,England,slang for a raly big realy ugly guy!

"Fuckin Hell that guy looks like a reet Griff"

by mike January 5, 2004

gogger

A rather large piece of Excremant!

I went to the toilet before you should have seen the size of my gogger!

by mike January 5, 2004

Lihs

1. (noun) What happens when you mix gasoline and mustard. Often found in stupid terroristic countries.
2. (verb) Making Lihs.
3. (adjective) A stupid quality. A person that makes lihs
4. (adverb) doing something in a stupid manner.

1. These arabs think that lihs is mustard gas.
2. Yo, Muhamad, lets lihs up some lihs.
3. These Lihses are really dumb.
4. You ran so lihsly that my grandma could catch you.

by Mike January 5, 2004

scrozzy

someone who has a very bad skin complexion. usually wrinckly or pitted resemblin that of a mans scrotum!

look at him/her what a total scrozzy!!

by mike January 6, 2004

bel jay

when a female nibbles the end of a guys cock (his bell end) while giving him a blowjob

she was well lovin givin me a bel jay

by mike January 6, 2004

scrot rot

genital herpes

im sorry to say madame the results we took from your flange swabs you have scrot rot! we do have a cream to treat it tho!

by mike January 6, 2004

botching

to botch is to have hard vigourus sex usually in the doggy position

i was giving her a good botching when all of a sudden i shot my man milk all over her

by mike January 6, 2004