MIke's definitions

pollstergeist

(cf. poltergeist) — mischievous political ghost held to be responsible for pollsters' disastrous miscalculations.

Even the best polling organizations in US seem to be besieged by pollstergeists who prompt them to misleading predictions.

by Mike November 4, 2020

China Soul and the Spanish Bee

The sickest band in existance. Formally known as Nine Inch Males.

Dude, China Soul and the Spanish Bee kicks ass

by mike December 26, 2004

super slam

Having sex with a girl in every oriphis.Hopefully in a particular order.

I got me a super slamlast night Dave.

by mike February 4, 2004

phwa'

Abbreviation of abbreviation of "What are you doing?" The next level of abbreviation is "Phwayadoin'?", and after that comes "Phwa'?"

Somebody has just said something stupid, provoking you to look at them strangely uterring the word "phwa'?"

by Mike February 6, 2007

Fringe

A word to describe a person with elite skills and abilities.

Woah, dude! Yo mom was the fringe in bed last night.

by Mike March 15, 2004

sparkling mermaid

When a guy dumps his load on a girls face, then slaps her with a fish

My face hurt after he gave me a sparkling mermaid.

by Mike February 3, 2005

turntable

A rotation of the mid-section-with legs apart; channeling momentum while falling and rolling on the upper part of one's back. Consecutive turntables make up the classic breakdance move, the draw-droping windmill.

"Scratch that turntable while I execute a turntable my whole-hearted African American friend."

by Mike October 4, 2004