mustard nuts

a man with mustard on his nuts

when a man sticks his scrotum inside of a womans vagina and has her urinate on his balls while he ejaculates

im gonna give her a mustard nuts

hello paul mcartney, mustard nuts

by mike December 23, 2004

st clairsville

The act of getting so fucked up that you ended up joining a Catholic parish.

"Dude, what did we do last night?"

"I don't know, but judging by these priest collars, we were totally St. Clairsvillin'!"

by Mike March 26, 2004

tever

To inform someone; enlighten

Steve will tever Rachel on the history of calderas.

by Mike September 05, 2003

sho

S uprises H ondas O ften

kinda sad thou......a ford with a jap 6 cyl. under the hood (yamaha)

by Mike January 12, 2004

Phwayadoin'

Short for "What are you doing?" Used when somebody is doing something stupid or selfish, particularly if they are annoying you in doing so.

e.g. A group of people are talking and blocking the pavement. You walk past and say "phwayadoin'?!" to them with an evil on your face.

by Mike February 22, 2004

shazzam

when you cut a piece of paper up into a lot of pieces then put it into their trapper keeper

"shit son i just got shazzamed"

by mike April 23, 2005

M.A.G.I.C

An acronym to account for a sudden departure from the NBA.

My ass got infected coach

by Mike December 21, 2003