MIchelle's definitions

harmcity

baltimore city,maryland

im reppin harmcity to the fullest

by michelle August 11, 2003

"ben"fold

When you think that you want to cheat on your girlfriend, and then right as you are about to have sex you decide to change your mind because you feel guily, which is a great time to get a guilty conscience. This is called a fold, it relates to poker because when you go ALL IN you can't fold.

1. when you want to fight someone and you can't back up your words. thats a benfold.

2. when you decide that you're only gonna sorta cheat on your girlfriend.

by michelle November 11, 2004

Dub house

Whitehouse Texas (Yes the City)

Lets get outta Dub House

by Michelle April 23, 2005

jastinate

To anally violate someone with a foreign object, as with a flagpole, broom, etc.

Sherri came flying out of nowhere and before I knew it I had been jastinated.

by Michelle September 10, 2003

Mantasmagorical

adj. Extremely and competely cool.

Dude, that's Mantasmagorical!

by Michelle June 4, 2004

SAB

Acronym for Shady Asian Boy. Used to describe the ultimate shadiness that is unique unto the asian boy race.

"What, he didn't call you the night after?"
"Yea, but it doesn't surprise me, he's just a SAB"

by Michelle June 10, 2006

Ass Valet

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

by Michelle June 25, 2004