21 definitions by MITB

Less offensive way to spell twat, meaning female genitalia.
She wasn't wearing panties under her skirt, so I saw her tw@ when she was sitting down.
by MITB March 11, 2006
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A guy who stands in front of an adult oriented business, such as a strip joint or XXX movie house, and tries to convince passersby to enter and, hopefully, spend a lot of money.
That pie hawker sed I would have a real good time, but all i did was drop $50.
by MITB January 28, 2006
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The act of slapping the dash board of a Neon to get the gauges working. Owners of 1st generation Neons are probably quite familiar with this.
"Damn, speedo stopped working again!"
< Neon slap >
"That's better."
by MITB September 13, 2006
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The most dangerous country on earth. Rich as the Arabs from selling oil on the open market, they have a major grudge with Europe and America over the "Reagan Gambit" that eventually wrecked the Soviet economy and led to much suffering.

They have been using their oil wealth to build up their military. Their military personnel are being very well paid and are highly motivated by the suffering their country has endured since the collapse of the Soviet economy.
Europe is buying nearly all of their oil from the Russian Federation. They can't take any meaningful action against Russia or their oil supply will be shut off.
by MITB September 11, 2008
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Chili made with dead cat meat. The 102nd use for a dead cat.
Found a dead cat by the road, made some dead cat chili. Yum!
by MITB September 29, 2006
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Derogatory term used in reference to a girl or woman who has small breasts, aka a "flat chest". Might also be used as "Flatsy Patsy".
"Hey, that chicks got nothing"

"Yeah, she's a Flatsy"
by MITB April 7, 2009
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When a person ingests a large amount of the cough suppresant Dextromethorphan, which is the active ingredient in Robitussin and other brands of cough syrup. Robed is derived from Robitussin.
Let's get robed and go to the mall.
by MITB March 25, 2006
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