MISTER OWNINATOR's definitions
A weapon from the Culture series of sci-fi novels by Iain M. Banks. Taps the "grid", which is a dimension of energy between hyperspace and next universe, to submerge areas in realspace into massive amounts of energy.
Gridfire: When you absolutely, positively have to kill every last motherfucker in a 50 light-year radius.
by MISTER OWNINATOR March 4, 2007

Unidentified Photoshopped Object
A supposed picture of a flying saucer or extraterrestrial spacecraft which is an obvious fake created via image editing
A supposed picture of a flying saucer or extraterrestrial spacecraft which is an obvious fake created via image editing
UFO pictures these days are almost always one of two types:
- A blurry dot that could be anything
- A UPO
- A blurry dot that could be anything
- A UPO
by MISTER OWNINATOR August 25, 2011

by MISTER OWNINATOR April 26, 2011

John Kerry: When we went in, there were 3 countries: Great Britain, Austrailia, and the United States. That's not a grand coalition. We can do better.
Well, actually, he forgot Poland!
Well, actually, he forgot Poland!
by MISTER OWNINATOR November 8, 2006

One step beyond fanboy or fangirl, a fanwhore is someone who is so insanely obsessed with something they treat it practically like a religion and will physically harm others who disagree with it.
Twilight fanwhore: "OMG TWILIHTGT IS LIEK THE BESTEST BOOK EVAR1!11! STEPHANY MIYER IZ A GENIOIS!111"
Sane person: "Twilight sucks ass, so shut up about it your retarded fanwhore"
Twilight fanwhore: "OMFG HOW FUKIN DAR U INSULT TEH GRAT GODESS STEFANIE MIYER I WIL FUKKIN KIL U!!11!"
*Twilight fanwhore proceeds to kick sane person in the balls*
Sane person: "Twilight sucks ass, so shut up about it your retarded fanwhore"
Twilight fanwhore: "OMFG HOW FUKIN DAR U INSULT TEH GRAT GODESS STEFANIE MIYER I WIL FUKKIN KIL U!!11!"
*Twilight fanwhore proceeds to kick sane person in the balls*
by MISTER OWNINATOR December 23, 2009

A derogatory name for Christians. Most often used against the most extreme, fundamentalist, asshole practitioners of said religion.
Fred Phelps is a Christ-stain
by MISTER OWNINATOR December 18, 2011

The sexualization of innocence
The 5 - year - old girl living next door is so moe! I think I'll invite her into my van with some candy
by MISTER OWNINATOR October 2, 2011
