12 definitions by MILFord Keynes

Space Hopper

During cowgirl, she grabs your balls and starts bouncin'

"She propper space hoppered my balls the other night"

by MILFord Keynes March 13, 2022

JFK's Lightbulb

When you get an idea so good it blows your mind.

Mate I experienced JFK's Lightbulb the other day

by MILFord Keynes March 13, 2022

2p Pussy

The metallic taste of pussy

Gaz: "What's your opinion on 2p pussy?"
Glen: "Not my cup of tea, can see the appeal though. What about you?"
Gaz: "I fucking love it mate"

by MILFord Keynes March 13, 2022

Spaghetti Bollock Naked

When you go to an Italian nudist retreat

"Me and my wife went to go get Spaghetti Bollock Naked, little underrated in my opinion"

by MILFord Keynes March 13, 2022

Satan's Jaw

When your std's got your face popping

My mate Vernon got Satan's Jaw last week, what a dickhead

by MILFord Keynes March 13, 2022