Cake and Custard

When you creampie a bird and it trickles down to her arsehole.
"That cake and custard is looking marvellous" Says Keith after the gangbang
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
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Megafect

When someone hates you for no reason
No one likes that bitch Janet, she's suffering from the Megafect
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The Fliddest

the fliddest was declared champion by tape measure
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JFK's Lightbulb

When you get an idea so good it blows your mind.
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Spaghetti Bollock Naked

When you go to an Italian nudist retreat
"Me and my wife went to go get Spaghetti Bollock Naked, little underrated in my opinion"
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
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