Definitions by MILFord Keynes

Space Hopper 

During cowgirl, she grabs your balls and starts bouncin'

"She propper space hoppered my balls the other night"

Space Hopper by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Susan 

Your stereotypical 57 year old Tesco worker (usually by the tobacco)

"That fucking Susan didn't give me baccy because I didn't have ID. I'm a 25 year old, bald, bearded bloke with a Kid"

Susan by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

The Fliddest 

The flid with the least arm and leg

the fliddest was declared champion by tape measure

The Fliddest by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Cake and Custard 

When you creampie a bird and it trickles down to her arsehole.

"That cake and custard is looking marvellous" Says Keith after the gangbang

Cake and Custard by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Swan Twatting 

When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously.
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge

"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek

Swan Twatting by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022