MILFord Keynes's definitions

2p Pussy

The metallic taste of pussy

Gaz: "What's your opinion on 2p pussy?"
Glen: "Not my cup of tea, can see the appeal though. What about you?"
Gaz: "I fucking love it mate"

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Space Hopper

During cowgirl, she grabs your balls and starts bouncin'

"She propper space hoppered my balls the other night"

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Swan Twatting

When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously.
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge

"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Cake and Custard

When you creampie a bird and it trickles down to her arsehole.

"That cake and custard is looking marvellous" Says Keith after the gangbang

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Megafect

When someone hates you for no reason

No one likes that bitch Janet, she's suffering from the Megafect

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022