MIKEY's definitions

messy bottom

A homosexual bottom who leaves a mess after sex.

My friend nate is such a messy bottom.

by Mikey December 8, 2003

shredda

Slang for Shredder, one of the villains on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Fo' shizzle it's Shredda!

by Mikey February 19, 2003

Justin Timberlake

Simply put, the antichrist of rock. Pete Townshend would be doing the world a favor if he smashed Timberlake over the side of the head with a Les Paul like he did during his days with The Who.

Hopefully one day, we can hope that he gets his as an Amway salesman.

by Mikey November 23, 2004

Forbidden fruit

1.Sex

(I know this from experience)

Mikey: Yeah, we broke up.
Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.


*True story*

by Mikey July 23, 2004

grandad

where somone hits someone else in the area above the kneecap on the side of the left leg with their own knee. why? because its bloody funny (only if it works)!! the consequense of this will be the other person hopping on one leg shouting swear words,while u and ur m8s r laghing like hell. also some advice: always give a grandad when the other person is noot expecting and make sure u r standing up when doing it. there are adaptions of the grandad like a 'running grandad', the 'spinny' and a 'flying grandad'.

'oi m8 i think u'v got a grandad'!!!!!

by Mikey November 8, 2004

hushy

fat ass, sweet sexy mullet wearing cock smoker.

howard hush, toledo ohio

by mikey July 15, 2003

shizzle

(Melbourne Australia shaolin dialect) to relieve oneself of pent up liquids within the body

geez mate i drank too much.....hang here guys, i need to go shizzle

by Mikey July 16, 2003