MIKEY's definitions

chode

A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long.

Thomas has the smallest dick I've ever seen! The things a fucking chode!

by Mikey August 21, 2006

grandad

where somone hits someone else in the area above the kneecap on the side of the left leg with their own knee. why? because its bloody funny (only if it works)!! the consequense of this will be the other person hopping on one leg shouting swear words,while u and ur m8s r laghing like hell. also some advice: always give a grandad when the other person is noot expecting and make sure u r standing up when doing it. there are adaptions of the grandad like a 'running grandad', the 'spinny' and a 'flying grandad'.

'oi m8 i think u'v got a grandad'!!!!!

by Mikey November 8, 2004

Justin Timberlake

Simply put, the antichrist of rock. Pete Townshend would be doing the world a favor if he smashed Timberlake over the side of the head with a Les Paul like he did during his days with The Who.

Hopefully one day, we can hope that he gets his as an Amway salesman.

by Mikey November 23, 2004

messy bottom

A homosexual bottom who leaves a mess after sex.

My friend nate is such a messy bottom.

by Mikey December 8, 2003

independent

the only way to be these days.

what is understood need not be discussed.

by mikey November 11, 2004

fungayrinow

Describes a weird or lame situation or object.

did you see that shirt? That stupid sh*t's fungayrinow.

you're funagyrinow, haha.

by mikey April 6, 2005

cankled

Bent, stoned, high.

Hey man are youuuu hungryyyy? I'm so cankled.

by Mikey June 4, 2003