MIKE's definitions

Simon Diamond

a wrestler from ECW who joined NWA-TNA back in 2003. Long-time partner of Johnny Swinger. In 2004 he became face when Swinger turned on him and soon re-named himself "Irish" Pat Kenney(which is his real name) and then the failed Empire Saint.

Simon Diamond is one of the best techincally sound wrestlers to come from the 1990's.
Simon's got a problem
Simon Diamond > Pat Kenney

by Mike May 13, 2005

durf

Piece of skin under ass

Could you please go anal, I do not want to pierce my durf.

by Mike January 12, 2004

dejolijize

To become unhappy like a ass who cant see it's hooves!!!!!!!!

I was i cud dejolijize that horse!!!!!!!!!

by Mike February 3, 2005

meadway

a sad slag with no friends

stfu u homeless twat

by mike January 11, 2004

crt

Cathode Ray Tan- an extreme level of paleness often found in computer geeks resulting from a lack of exposure to natural light.

Guy 1: hey man u so pale, I see you been working on your CRT.
Guy 2: yeah been playing Starcraft for 2 weeks straight
Guy 1: Got sunglasses *squint*

by Mike December 26, 2003

kobermania

a mellow euphoric state of awesomeness

By displaying kobermania in all his endevours, the boy easily became friends with all he came into contact with.

by Mike March 4, 2005

Bun

Short for Big Ugly Nigger

That Wesley Snipes sure is one Bun

by mike April 17, 2005