MIKE's definitions

statix

pr0 cs player and damn sexy too!

i love you statix!
statix i love you!
statix is great!

by Mike October 17, 2004

rot puss

a chick that has a pussy disease like hiv aids crabs G.W.

Dude, that bitch got rot puss

by Mike December 6, 2003

snow ball

blowing your load in your partners ass, sucking it out and spitting the poop/jit mixture in their mouth.

Bruce and Jim are so close, I heard for his birthday Jim gave Bruce a snowball, and it wan't even snowing out.

by mike October 20, 2003

Covington

Covington, Kentucky is a city bordering Cincinnati, Ohio. To most, Covington, and the near Newport, Kentucky, have unofficially become part of Cincinnati.

From Northbout I-75, as you're going down the hill just as you're about to enter Covington, you can see a great view of Cincinnati.

by Mike February 3, 2005

German Virgin

In Texas holdem, when a player is dealt pocket nines, he is said to be holding a german virgin.

Guy: Hey you dumb kraut, lets have sex.
German Virgin: NEIN, NEIN!!!

by Mike January 24, 2005

piss on it

Forget about it; to do something later.

Person1: I can't go out tonight, I have to study for a test.
Person2: Piss on it. Let's go.

by Mike February 25, 2004

deflicted

Portmanteau of "defective" or "defunct", and "afflicted".
A derivation from Frank Zappa's 1974 album Apostrophe, on which the Fur Trapper infamously rubs his deflicted eyes.

"Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the
frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about his deflicted eyes." from Nanook Rubs It by Frank Zappa.

by Mike September 10, 2003