MIKE's definitions

shnozzletov

derived from mozzletov what you say to someone with a big shnozzola you go up pat them on the back then say shnozzletov.

Hey ian's snozzle is so big im gonna congratulate him with a shnzzletov

by mike October 2, 2004

bendovers

Polyester pants that old women wear.

My god I can't afford those fancy bendovers! They cost tree fiddy!

by Mike April 20, 2004

Black Maria

the car they take you to jail in. sort of like a paddy wagon.

mostly used in england

You know it means no mercy
They caught him with a gun
No need for the Black Maria
Goodbye to the Brixton sun

by mike October 6, 2004

Descendatron

The escalator in the shopping mall that goes downward.

We rode the descendatron to the first floor.

by Mike May 24, 2004

Jester

Age old humour maker, prone to premature deaths.

Oh no the jester was slain! Thats 3 today.

by mike June 28, 2003

potato chips

After sex, the wet spot in the middle of the bed, if left will dry and become much like a potato chip!

by Mike August 29, 2003

tezzas

slang for testicles

A: Hey Fool! lets go see a flick.
B: errrr Aight! Just let me ring yo mama and tell her she cant come over and lick my tezzas!

by Mike June 11, 2004