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brass monkey 

Every sailing ship had to have cannon for protection. Cannon of the times required round iron cannonballs. The master wanted to store the cannonballs such that they could be of instant use when needed, yet not roll around the gun deck. The solution was to stack them up in a square-based pyramid next to the cannon. The top level of the stack had one ball, the next level down had four, the next had nine, the next had sixteen, and so on. Four levels would provide a stack of 30 cannonballs. The only real problem was how to keep the bottom level from sliding out from under the weight of the higher levels. To do this, they devised a small brass plate ("brass monkey") with one rounded indentation for each cannonball in the bottom layer. Brass was used because the cannonballs wouldn't rust to the "brass monkey", but would rust to an iron one.

When temperature falls, brass contracts in size faster than iron. As it got cold on the gun decks, the indentations in the brass monkey would get smaller than the iron cannonballs they were holding. If the temperature got cold enough, the bottom layer would pop out of the indentations spilling the entire pyramid over the deck. Thus it was, quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
brass monkey by Mike January 29, 2005
Someone with a large anus or unusually small Genitalia
OMG you are such a xptek you big arsed small balls freak
xptek by Mike January 29, 2005
Its another word for "hulking up" that the old faggot Hulk Hogan does. It gets REALLY annoying and makes no sense.

The Rock came up with the word rackle while making fun of Hogan.
I will rackle frequently when I start losing, even though it will not help me at ALL!
rackle by Mike January 28, 2005
A combination of the word "what" and "huh." Generally used to express confusion.
<Person> So, I was down at the old house...
<Person2> Whathuh?
<Person> The old house. You know, the place where we saw those huge dogs.
<Person2> Oh.
Whathuh by Mike January 28, 2005

Shitpimple 

Again coined by Elusive of TeamFHA.Com. In his day job working in Network Operations at an ISP he sees a lot of incompetency. This word was coined out of his frustration and describes those individuals who do not take the initiative to get out of bed let alone better themselves at their jobs.

1. Incompetent fuck
2. Deadbeat loser
3. Imbecile
Tom: Where's Lou?
Mike: Ahh, that fucking shitpimple wouldn't come to work because his tire spun on a dog turd.
Shitpimple by Mike January 27, 2005

goony goon squad 

a gang started from dipset spreading across nyc and westchester county
yo the goony goon squad is down wit it
goony goon squad by mike January 27, 2005
Funilla -
Fun with a vanilla twist

Created late one night, by some blonde girl eating popcorn.
"That movie was funilla"
"That was rad, yea funilla even"
Funilla by Mike January 26, 2005