Hurt Load

A hurt load is a fuckin hurtin fuck load of shit piled up neatly ready to be jumped on by some gay ass mother fucker. Only 2 second year old babies are able to jump onto a hurt load because of theyre supernatural hurtin fuck load powers.

person 1: dude!!!! that fuckin little hurtin fuck loads gonna jump into that big mother fuckin hurt load!

Person 2: yo dawg...his shit be fucked...

by mike April 21, 2004

geeshkid

1. a phrase used to describe an unbelievable incident.

2. my jewish uncle

1. geeshkid, you're the best sex i've ever had.

2. uncle geeshkid tried to get me to temple but i did't feel like it.

by mike July 15, 2004

silent football

A game played mainly by men. People sit in a circle and follow a strict code of rules. There are many rules and defining them here is in essence, against the rules. The game is lost by accumulating the most points. The loser usually must complete a task decided by the other players of the game.

After playing a game of SF mike had to strip and start singing.

by Mike June 21, 2004

Geek Out

To become enthralled in an uncontrolable fit of laughter losing all thought processes and many fine motor skills. Usually occurs after smoking the reefer.

After seven bong rips, I looked at my friend carresing a can of tuna and started geeking out.

by Mike October 25, 2004

Rumblebee

One who tries to be something he or she is not destined to be. The word originates from the great tale of the Rhino who wished to be a Bumblebee. He tried re-attaching his horn onto his ass after tearing it off his forhead, for the stinger, and also painting yellow and black stripes across his body. He went looking for a hive to meet Bumblebee friends, he found one but could not fit inside. When he tried, the hive came falling to the ground which resulted in all the Bumblebees giving the imposter painfull stings all over his body. He then washed off the paint, and put his horn back where it was supposed to be, and went back to his Rhino friends. He was teased and called a Rumblebee for the rest of his lifetime, and that is how the word came about.

Elaine was being a real Rumblebee today, did you see how she was trying to be a punk like Dennis? That is so not her style.

by Mike June 26, 2004

doontz

a tobacco cigarette

"john smoked a doontz"
"lets doontz it"
"doontz time"

by mike April 18, 2004

Overshield

A "shield" armor in Halo or Halo 2 that is 3x as damage resistant as normal.

"Wow look at that deusch of a guy wearing that overshield because he is scared shitless someone is going to kill him in a video game!"

"Don't you snag my overshield or ill have to poop all over your chest"

by Mike March 28, 2005