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Dirty Jason

To recieve a blow job while seated on toilet seat and taking a shit
I got a dirty sancez from tipper gore last night.
by mike July 4, 2003
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brownoser

adjective or noun

Someone who has to answer every question in school and have input on every subject, most of which no one cares about. They also tend to suck up to teachers and adults.

The literal translation is someone who sticks their nose in someone else's ass, which symbolizes the person doing the stupidest things to please someone, to the dismay of others.

see annoying, boring
ex)Shes brownosing again, talking about the Russian Revolution.
by Mike February 16, 2006
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womanoeuvre

verb or noun (woman + manoeuvre) - to act in a female manner, to use feminine tactics for achieving one's goals.
Womanoeuvre is a strategy to convert your weaknesses into advantages.

He tried to outmanoeuvre her but was helpless against womanoeuvring.
by Mike April 15, 2009
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Moo Goo Guy Pan

The acient eastern art of using stealthly martial art skills to rub one out directly next to or in close proximity to either a roomate or complete stranger.
It was dark and quiet that night in my dorm room... It was a little too quiet. I wasn't sure but I had the feeling that wang, my asian roomate and also bunkmate was quietly pulling a Moo Goo Guy Pan on me while we both lying in our bunk bed and I couldnt do anything about it.
by Mike May 16, 2004
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Flainnies

Combination of snow and rain, derived from the root words (Flurries and Rain). singular (Flain)
You better bundle up and put on your gum rubbers the weather man has predicted flannies for today.

Man it looks like some serious flain today, think I’ll call in sick!
by Mike January 11, 2005
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wazzat

Slang for what's that.

Usually stated like the fools from the Budweiser commericals that say "Wassup."
Stacy: "Crap on you, you ignaramous insuffering panda bear."
Mike: "WaZZaT j00 say?!?"
by Mike February 8, 2004
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anaronda

Slang term for Ron Jacob's penis
Amit is in love with the Anaronda
by Mike February 23, 2005
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