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The single most easiest store to steal from. I went in there and stole 150 dollars worth of merchandise (wich isnt too much). After that i was so pumped that i went back in there and stole a shirt. My friend stole a studded belt for crying out loud.

I think that's one of the reasons for things there being way too over priced, instead of buying security cameras they over-price everything. Recently they put fake tags on stuff over 50 dollars (pretty much everything). The only problem that caused were the douch bags working the counters forgetting to take off the tags, and since the tags were fake, they didnt go off so you'd be stuck making another trip to the mall to get the tags off. so stealing from there would actually save you time and money.
I stole wristbands, chokers, bracelets, tripp nyc bracelets, msi shirt, a jack ass belt buckle, crapy hair dye, a studded belt, a chain wallet and to top it off the cashier girl's virginity. Then sold everything on ebay.

"you'd have to be a retard if you get caught stealing from hot topic"
by mike October 2, 2004
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toasticles

whenever you take a laundry load out of the dryer and immediately put on a steaming hot pair of underwear
"Ain't nothing like a nice pair of toasticles on a cold day."
by MIKE February 3, 2004
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doctatorship

the dictatorship of doctors; the system of medical coercion that includes the mandatory methods of treatment enforced by hospitals and insurance companies. A patient has no choice. Medical totalitarianism.
They oblige me to follow this course of treatment because it is most profitable for the clinic. Doctatorship is no less dangerous for the society than political dictatorship is. We live under the regime of medical fascism.
by Mike March 30, 2008
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google

adj. A total nerd with far too much knowledge in one useless area
That guy is such a google, he can speak Klingon.
by mike April 24, 2005
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Yar Bear

A guy that is totally whipped, ecstatic, and a tool around his girl.
Dude, check out that Yar Bear
by Mike October 11, 2003
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Our Lady of Lourdes Academy

School of mostly rich snobby prude bitches. I dont know why they go out with Belen guys they arent even interested in them cuz they are all gay.
by Mike April 25, 2005
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shibbs

a friend i know that broke up with an amueture porn star and eats 5 ound hot dogs that spray white juices into his eyes(he enjoys this).His favoritecolor is shit green and his favorite foods are super shit sundays and banana splits with whip cream.He loves to talk about his sex adventures of lemiwinks and the gay midget sex he has been waiting for all his life...
that gay guy on socom who named his character shibbs
by mike December 5, 2004
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