MIKE's definitions

James Bong

From the fires of Mt. Doom, the 4 foot marijuana smoking tool was forged. Many great meetings with him took place, until his untimely death during a wind storm. Some of his bones were salvaged but could not fill the void in our lungs. He will be missed.

Dude1: So...uhhhhh...wanna talk to James.
Dude2: Dude!

by Mike March 21, 2005

dougged

To become extremely drunk the point of exposing ones genitals and seeing people

oh shit, doug got dougged last night and showed the hotness again

by Mike November 18, 2004

bangometer

The tool use to measure one's hotness level.

"She's scored an 8 on the bangometer"

by Mike June 18, 2006

chav

chav (noun)- 1 Anyone wearing any kind of burberry clothing 2 A youth usually, although not neccessarily in his or her teens who has an undying belief that they are the hardest and coolest individual to have ever walked this planet. The male chav is distinguishable by his birght colours and imitaion gold jewellry which he uses to attract chavettes (see next). Any eye contact will be met with a tirade of abuse assuming the chav is with his herd. 3 Chavette A female chav who is distinguishable by the use of earings resting on her shoulders, very innapropriate clothing, and a pram. Chavettes are very rarely seen on their own and prefer to hang around with the dominant chav in their herd, usually the father of their child. 4 Chavish the dialect of the chav. Believing that he is a bad boy gangsta rapper, the chav or chavette will converse with others in a secrect language. Scientists have been working for years on trying to decipher chavish but to no avail. Other than swear words that you will manage to pick out, you will not understand any of this tirade; simply assume its not pleasant and probably involves your parents and a dog. (see example)

ere dean wats that nigga lookin at-ee is ganna get a beatin-dere be blood on da floor man. oi faggot you startin or wha? yo mumma got banged up by ma dog hoe.

by Mike January 23, 2004

it's all jesus

A phrase denoting that everything is all right or okay. Can be used to replace 'it's cool' or 'sweet' or 'everything is hunky-dory'.

Bob has to suck dick while he's in prison, but so far there's been no anal rape. So, really, it's all Jesus.

by Mike July 31, 2003

bust a square

To step away from your current company and partake in a tobacco ciggarette

kevin says,"yo man you wanna go bust a square?" "damn straight" says eric

by mike December 26, 2004

shiznit

a word porplexing the relativity that something else is "awesome"

amy is the shiznit, i met her not that long ago, but she is.

by mike May 13, 2005