MICHAEL's definitions

cocksnore

Derived from the image of an actual cock snoring. One who is an idiot/moron/tool or just a plain pain in the ass.

Jim: Hey Bob, wanna go to the movies tonight?
Tom: No Jim, I have to eat dinner with my parents.
Jim: You're such a fuckin cocksnore.

by Michael March 11, 2003

Dodo

Relating to the extinct and perpetually bungling Dodo bird.
Used to describe someone without common sense and who always has the pathetic confused look on their face when a question is asked.

My god she's such a fucking Dodo.

by Michael March 11, 2003

pathetisad

Combination of the two words 'pathetic' and 'sad'. Used to describe a situation that is so pathetic it's not even funny, it's just sad.

The fat kid who kept slipping and falling into the puddle was just pathetisad.

by Michael March 11, 2003

sleeve job

The act of sticking one's whole arm up a womens vagina

Man I just gave that bitch a sleeve job

by Michael March 8, 2003

Bird

1. Senator, National Hero opposed to the war mongers in the white house
2. a flying thing

All hail Robert Byrd!
look theres a bird flying

by Michael March 5, 2003

gg no re

This Awsome Phrase Means Good Game no rematch, in other words You Have Been Ownzed so bad, u are not worthy of a Rematch. if somone says this to u ever U SUCK ASS AHHAHA

"Rob: Im cool and not at all annoying"
"Tony: GG no re thx ownzed"
"Rob: awww..."

by Michael February 5, 2003

all dead sarge

This comes From the starcraft intro when a group of stupid marines gets slaughtered on a science vessil by the zerg

"Zerg:*screech*"
"Marine: What The Hell Was THat!?"
Narrative: Marines get ownzed
"One of the last marines: WE'RE ALL DEAD SARGE!!!!"

by Michael February 5, 2003