MICHAEL's definitions

vagina juice

Blood from a vagina, typically from when a woman is on her period.

The vagina juice got all over the new sheets.

by Michael April 13, 2005

Malkivak

A speritual 1/2 vampire, 1/2 angel with great powers of psionics.

Malkivak is the messiah of vampires.
He has the ability to turn water to blood and has great mind power.

by Michael March 1, 2005

Sesquipedalophobia

Fear of long words.

Imagine the diagonosis...:

Doctor: Well son, we found out what you have...

Patient: Yes, doctor?

Doctor: You have Sesquipedalophobia.

Patient: Holy shit! That's a long ass word! I'm fucking scared and I'm going to go kill myself!

Doctor: Damn, I can NEVER get thru that damn diagonosis with ANYBODY. SHIT!

by Michael April 17, 2004

flamer

very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very gay...

clint clint clint clint clint clint clint clint

by michael March 11, 2005

kleinmen

1. an asshole who everyone hates.
2. Someone that is better off dead

That frat boy is such a kleinmen he put ghb into that girls drink.

by Michael May 10, 2003

delorimier

(n) The source of life. The giver.
(v) To proginate. To create all beauty.

You'd be more amicable if you would get over your delorimier-complex.

by Michael January 14, 2005

Temple of Doom

Shreaded up toliet paper placed in the upper part of the toliet,enough to make it higher then the water level, and topped off with a shit log(or two)

The residents of 76 were shocked when they discovered that their toliet had become a Temple of Doom

by Michael February 9, 2005