Garff

a highly sophisticated person

he is the kind of Garff they are looking for on the community board

by Michael January 13, 2004

cone joust

Get two cars and have them going opposite ways down a stretch of road. Have a driver and person sitting behind the driver in both cars. The person sitting behind the driver has an icecream in their hand. Drive towards each other and attempt to make the biggest mess possible on the other car.

Hahaha, did you hear about the cone joust we had last Sunday?

by Michael November 06, 2004

manogamy

A Wrong spelling of Mahogany

That wood is manogamy. OH SHIT I SPELT IT WRONG

by michael August 01, 2004

pillows

Plural of pillow, any of a specialized type of cushion to be found on a bed used mainly to cradle and support the head while sleeping

Ah, soft, comfortable pillows

by michael November 11, 2003

shimitaro mushrooms

Shimitaro Mushrooms is somthing that you would say in front of one of your parents to keep you from saying the S-H-I-T word.

If you stub your toe you would say "OH SHIMITARO MUSHROOMS.

by Michael March 30, 2005

televizzle

televizzle means television

I am watching the television.
I be watchin' ma' televizzle.

by Michael December 06, 2003

Tities

The are to dangley objects loacated on the chest of a woman ( depends on how old you are, they might dangle down to the floor ).

My m8 PAM, i know u r thinkin "i don't know her u stupid twat, so how the hell should i know wot she is like?", well lads or lasses ( mmmmmm ) imagan Denise Richards.

by Michael January 27, 2004