Muffin Man

see "muffinman"

see "muffinman"

by michael April 21, 2003

Tits

The reason men talk to women.

The only reason I even talk to that bitch is because her tits are hugs.

by Michael October 18, 2004

Speedboat

The sound one makes by placing his or her face in cleavage and shaking their face back and forth while exhaling creating a "brrrrrrp rrrrp rrrrp rrrrp" sound.

The hummer she gave me was so good, I gave her a speedboat as my way of saying thanks.

by Michael October 21, 2005

vaginaterian

A male who becomes vegeterian to please his significant other.

Did you hear that Jenny made Danny quit eating meat...he's a fawkeen vaginaterian

by Michael March 02, 2005

Special Constable

A voluntary unpaid police officer with all the same powers as a regular police constable.

Michael - a special constable

by Michael November 29, 2004

Abuuh

Ususally growled by tigers or hot women, it is an expression of disbelief or confusion.

Tiger 1: Damn Brittany, is that a blimp or your ass?

Tiger 2: Abuhh ... maybe.

by Michael October 21, 2003

senaturds

the ottawa senators the crappiest hockey team ever which always lose to the toronto maple leafs but still think their better or at elast thtey pretend

1. the maple leafs beat the senaturds again
2. the senaturds choked in teh playoffs again

by Michael January 29, 2005