pootytang

pussy+dick=good time

i smell a smelly pootytang around here

by melvin December 29, 2003

pogging

a cross between pegging and dogging

-hey, do you want to go pogging?
-sure, we can pog all night long. i hope there is a good turnout
-oh there will be, ive called grandma, and she's got all her book club coming.

by Melvin May 13, 2005

crew slut

noun.groupie hopeful.sucks band's roadie's dicks in hope of meeting band but never does.

"The crew slut never made it on the tour bus."

by MELVIN May 13, 2005

growing up

it sucks to grow up, but everybody does.... and we're still fighting it.

my best friend is growing up

by Melvin November 06, 2004

Soob

A cool, psychic woman/god that happens to be a youth leader. She also knows everything.

>Dude, how'd you find that out?

<Soob

>HOW DOES SHE KNOW EVERYTHING?!?!?!

by Melvin March 18, 2004

shagrath

It's like a griffin.

I think a shagrath is a mythical creature, like a griffin.

by melvin July 23, 2004